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On the eve of that mythical 100th day, Obama is known with certainty to be all The Radical He claimed to be in the presidential campaign.  He “religiously” follows the Rules for Radicals and seems to have no qualms about buzzing Ground Zero (only emblematically present) in his new Air Force One digs. “Ha! That swine flu stuff? Hey, once I’m off the back 9, I’ll consider your supplications for deliverance. Uh, My will be done!” I find it curious why Obama has not yet released the Stone Tablets Revision 2.0 from the D.C. temple mount. I’m not an expert in the theory of morality, but I suspect that my worn out conservative Republican precepts need a good overhaul now that The Messiah is installed. But, hey, I’m a quick study. I already begin each day with a hearty “I hate America!” gestalt shout and then genuflect toward D.C. three times.

On the heels of Obama’s 100th day in office (April 29) is the emergence of a new strain of the swine flu. Now, by this statement the reader may conclude causality is the intent. Rather, this potentially pandemic and destructive illness is emblematic of a less dangerous albeit widespread phenomenon known as “Obama fatigue”. Such fatigue could lead to greater susceptibility to disease, so please take precautions. Rather than the fashionable third-world surgical mask a la Mexico City, I recommend the Level A hazmat suit. If such around-the-clock fashion grips world renowned clothing designers, think of the potential for enduring the stresses of the next 1,360 days! If this same suit could also recycle carbon dioxide – the research alone generating thousands more government jobs – think of the worldwide benefit when coupled with cap and trade!