On the heels of Obama’s 100th day in office (April 29) is the emergence of a new strain of the swine flu. Now, by this statement the reader may conclude causality is the intent. Rather, this potentially pandemic and destructive illness is emblematic of a less dangerous albeit widespread phenomenon known as “Obama fatigue”. Such fatigue could lead to greater susceptibility to disease, so please take precautions. Rather than the fashionable third-world surgical mask a la Mexico City, I recommend the Level A hazmat suit. If such around-the-clock fashion grips world renowned clothing designers, think of the potential for enduring the stresses of the next 1,360 days! If this same suit could also recycle carbon dioxide – the research alone generating thousands more government jobs – think of the worldwide benefit when coupled with cap and trade!