Oh, Behave!

On the eve of that mythical 100th day, Obama is known with certainty to be all The Radical He claimed to be in the presidential campaign.  He “religiously” follows the Rules for Radicals and seems to have no qualms about buzzing Ground Zero (only emblematically present) in his new Air Force One digs. “Ha! That swine flu stuff? Hey, once I’m off the back 9, I’ll consider your supplications for deliverance. Uh, My will be done!” I find it curious why Obama has not yet released the Stone Tablets Revision 2.0 from the D.C. temple mount. I’m not an expert in the theory of morality, but I suspect that my worn out conservative Republican precepts need a good overhaul now that The Messiah is installed. But, hey, I’m a quick study. I already begin each day with a hearty “I hate America!” gestalt shout and then genuflect toward D.C. three times.

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